Intro: Hm | F#7 | Asus2 | E9 | G | D | Em7 | F#7 } 2 times Hm F#7 On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair, Asus2 E9 Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air. G D Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light. Em7 F#7 My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim; I had to stop for the night. There she stood in the doorway; I heard the mission bell. A Asus2 Asus4/E E9 An- I was thinkin- to myself: this could be heaven or this could be hell. Then she lit up a candle, an- she showed me the way. There were voices down the corridor; I thought I heard them say: Chorus: G D "Welcome to the Hotel California, F#7 Hm A/C# Hm/A Such a lovely place, (such a lovely place) such a lovely face. A/E G D Plenty of room at the Hotel California. Em F#7 Any time of year, (any time of year) you can find it here". Her mind is Tiffany twisted. She got the Mercedes bends. (Uh) She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends. How they dance in the courtyard; sweet summer sweat. Some dance to remember; some dance to forget. So I called up the captain: "Please bring me my wine". He said, "We haven-t had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine". An- still those voices are calling from far away; Wake you up in the middle of the night just to hear them say: Chorus: "Welcome to the Hotel California, Such a lovely place, (such a lovely place) such a lovely face. They-re livin- it up at the Hotel California. What a nice surprise, (what a nice surprise). Bring your alibis". Mirrors on the ceiling, the pink champagne on ice, An- she said, "We are all just prisoners here of our own device". An- in the master-s chambers, they gathered for the feast. They stab it with their steely knives, but they just can-t kill the beast. Last thing I remember I was running for the door. I had to find the passage back to place I was before. "Relax", said the nightman, "We are programmed to receive. You can check out any time you like but you can never leave".